Liquor Companies Need Me.

I was having a discussion with some friends the other day and the following three truths were discovered:
-Drinking alcohol is fun.
-Hangovers are not fun.
-If we could drink without having a hangover we would do it daily.

The solution seemed so simple.  Liquor companies should reinvest their profits to create a pill or serum or suppository that cures hangovers. 

People who are drinking don’t ‘take it easy’ because they hate fun.  They ‘take it easy’ because they hate hangovers. 

My experience in this field is remarkable, if any liquor companies would like to discuss my hangover cure findings, I can be emailed here.